"I F**ked the Mascot" (ft. Hannah Berner)

Mascot Adventures

Hannah Berner shares her unconventional romantic encounters involving mascots, highlighting the humorous and bizarre situations that arose. She recounts a memorable experience with a mascot named Bucky, who asked to maintain his costume during intimate moments, leading to a mix of amusement and disbelief. Alex Cooper and Hannah humorously discuss the appeal of mascots and the peculiar allure they hold for some people, with Hannah noting, "I have nightmares for the rest of my life of, like, huge teddy bears trying to fucking come inside me." 1 2.

   

Hookup Fails

The podcast explores the awkward and often humorous outcomes of college hookups, with Hannah sharing a particularly memorable encounter. She describes a situation where a potential romantic evening was interrupted by the unexpected arrival of a mascot in her apartment, leading to a comical yet frustrating scenario. Alex Cooper adds, "Every man listening to this. Listen to Hannah right now," emphasizing the relatable nature of these college experiences 3 4.

   

Rejected Love

Rejection and the emotional complexities of college romances are also discussed, with Hannah reflecting on a night where she had to choose between two suitors. Despite her interest in a basketball manager, she opted for the mascot, leading to feelings of regret and missed connections. Alex Cooper and Hannah explore the emotional fallout of these decisions, with Hannah admitting, "I never heard from the basketball manager again because I think he felt so rejected when I was actually so into him." 3 4.